The Grumpy Sailor Kitchen is now open for business!

We offer fresh, handmade, 100% vegan sweet treats made by a vegan in a vegan household, with no animal ingredients being using in any of our products. This makes are desserts also suitable to people with dairy, lactose and egg allergies.

We have a range of items available for order, from celebration cakes, brownies to cupcake selections, and we welcome requests of special orders and personalised orders. For any enquiries and to place orders please use contact form below, email Jo at

Based in Lincoln, Lincolnshire, all items are available for collection as well as being able to offer local delivery for a small charge. We also offer a postal service for our Brownie trays.

We are registered with Lincoln City Council and have been awarded 5 stars by the Food Standards Agency.


Minimum order of 12 of one flavour.

Cupcake with frosting and simple topping £15 for 12

Cupcakes with specialist topping £18 for 12


Red Velvet, Salted Caramel, Chocolate Fudge, Chocolate with Mint Frosting, Vanilla Dream, Lemon Drizzle, Rosewater and Pistachio, Blueberry Muffin

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£15 a box, available for postage


 £10 for 12, available for postage 

Celebration Cakes

Prices on request, dependant on layers and type


Chocolate Fudge, Carrot Cake , Lemon and Olive Oil, Victoria Sponge, Red Velvet

Raw Cakes

Prices and more info coming soon and upon request


Photos coming very soon…

Contact us and place your order…


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